Texas Style
Texas Style is a Youtube Video by TheEngiGuy . It is a TF2 parody of Gangnam Style.
Lyrics[]
Do this Texas Style.
Texas Style.
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems, not problems like what's beauty, I solve practical problems!
How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Use more gun, Y'all gotta run a lot faster than that! Use More Gun, you can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much. Use More Gun! Don't touch my metal, cowering scoundrel. Use More Gun! Don't go meddling in my business!
Need A Sentry! Need a Dispenser! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! Whoo! Need A Sentry! Need a Dispenser! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule! Mule! Mule! Mule! Whoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoo!
Do This Texas Style! Texas Style! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style! Texas Style! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style! Whooooo-hoooo! Sexy Sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style Whoooo-hooo! Sexy Sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Whoooo!
Incoming! It's a spy creepin' around here! Naggit Daggit! Spy sappin' my dispenser, sappin' teleporter. (What?!) Charge me doc. (Jawohl) (Oh No) That was easy. Well, the moment has passed, Back to work!
Use more gun, Y'all gotta run a lot faster than that! Use More Gun, you can always tell a texan if you can't tell them much. Use More Gun! Don't touch my metal cowering scoundrel. Use More Gun! Don't go meddling in my business!
Need A Sentry! Need a Dispenser! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! Whoo! Need A Sentry! Need a Dispenser! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! Whoo! Going Up! I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule! Mule! Mule! Mule Whoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoowhoo!
Do This Texas Style! Texas Style! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style! Texas Style! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style! Whooooo-hoooo! Sexy Sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do This Texas Style! Whooooo-hooo! Sexy Sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Whoooo!
D***it fellas, d***it dag dag naggit! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid, d***it fellas, d***it dag dag naggit! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face.
Whooooooooooooo!
Whooooo! Sexy sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Do this Texas Style! Whoooo! Sexy Sentry! Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope! Whoooo!
Do this Texas Style!